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Je parie qu'elle est grande dans le lit !

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Hey Rock?

I'm scratching my head here. Personal hygiene?

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Jeff?

Why does such a exotic chick like this have a guy's name? Wouldn't Desiree, Cynthia, or Constance be more appropriate?

Jeff, huh? I guess it's better than Billy Bob!

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She's gorgeous!

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You? A Super fan?

Super Stalker sounds more appropriate.

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Okay... I'll take a shot at writing some meaningless, sappy BS like some of you guys do. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right? Here goes:

I ran in blessed drizzle,
I walked across the silver desserts.
I dived under golden sun gleams, and
I passed thousand of seas;
To get to the lovely gate between Steffi's thighs...

Does that sound as genuine as "Steffi, you're FREAKING HOT!!!!!"

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You forgot to include "and a partridge in a pear tree!"

Ever hear of overkill? Yeah, we get it! She's hot and you want to #### her as does every other member, including me!

If the shoe was on the other foot, would she be praising a total stranger like yourself for doing nothing more than taking your clothes off? If you think so, visit a strip club naked sometime!

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This girl's so fine, they named a department store after her!

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WARNING: CONTENTS HOT!!!

Prolong exposure to this fine model could lead to possible side effects such as: Nearsightedness; Carpal tunnel syndrome; chafed penis; and a baseball bat to the back of the head from your jealous wife.

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You'd die? How much fun would you have in there if you're dead? I'd rather pay money. I'm sure the cover charge would be cheaper than the price tag for your funeral!

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Yes Em! Your sparkling clean anus enabled me to make a enormous mess with my sparkling clean penis! Cheers!

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Hey Popeye! Are you an art critic? A refined connoisseur of exquisite taste? Probably not if you're criticizing a girl for a tattoo on a porn site. Get a life!

The tattoo's nice, along with the rest of her!

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My rating system still works. Judging by the mess I made, I'd rate Zelda a 10!

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Take comfort in knowing this gorgeous creature makes it get hard enough...

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My future ex-wife!

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This is funny! We're on a porn site and all of you guys are giving critiques like panel judges at a beauty pageant. If the girl's hot enough to make you yank your crank, then Rylsky's done his job!

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You forgot to include "and a partridge in a pear tree!"

Ever hear of overkill? Yeah, we get it! She's hot and you want to #### her as does every other member, including me!

If the shoe was on the other foot, would she be praising a total stranger like yourself for doing nothing more than taking your clothes off? If you think so, visit a strip club naked sometime!

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WARNING: CONTENTS HOT!!!

Prolong exposure to this fine model could lead to possible side effects such as: Nearsightedness; Carpal tunnel syndrome; chafed penis; and a baseball bat to the back of the head from your jealous wife.

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Je parie qu'elle est grande dans le lit !

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She's gorgeous!

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This girl's so fine, they named a department store after her!

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Hey Rock?

I'm scratching my head here. Personal hygiene?

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Jeff?

Why does such a exotic chick like this have a guy's name? Wouldn't Desiree, Cynthia, or Constance be more appropriate?

Jeff, huh? I guess it's better than Billy Bob!

  • 0

You? A Super fan?

Super Stalker sounds more appropriate.

  • 0

Okay... I'll take a shot at writing some meaningless, sappy BS like some of you guys do. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right? Here goes:

I ran in blessed drizzle,
I walked across the silver desserts.
I dived under golden sun gleams, and
I passed thousand of seas;
To get to the lovely gate between Steffi's thighs...

Does that sound as genuine as "Steffi, you're FREAKING HOT!!!!!"

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You'd die? How much fun would you have in there if you're dead? I'd rather pay money. I'm sure the cover charge would be cheaper than the price tag for your funeral!

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Yes Em! Your sparkling clean anus enabled me to make a enormous mess with my sparkling clean penis! Cheers!

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Hey Popeye! Are you an art critic? A refined connoisseur of exquisite taste? Probably not if you're criticizing a girl for a tattoo on a porn site. Get a life!

The tattoo's nice, along with the rest of her!

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My rating system still works. Judging by the mess I made, I'd rate Zelda a 10!

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Take comfort in knowing this gorgeous creature makes it get hard enough...

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My future ex-wife!

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This is funny! We're on a porn site and all of you guys are giving critiques like panel judges at a beauty pageant. If the girl's hot enough to make you yank your crank, then Rylsky's done his job!

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I think, you can read the answers in her blog.

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Check out her video , she says her " name " . So sexy . Pretty little girl.

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Whatever a model makes you FEEL like writing... THAT sounds genuine. ( :

Some people are poets, most of us ain't.

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WTF, ODB?

Just because a comment is something you would not write does not mean the writer is being insincere or inauthentic. Hipshot enjoyed viewing the set... and what's more, he enjoyed praising it.

I can't see a single reason you should try to deflate his joy.

Classy move, dude.

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No one required you to read it. The models enjoy it.